Slim Fast: Slim on Stylists?

Okay, who the hell styled this? Wanna know what this ad says to me? That if I drink Slim Fast, my brain will shrink and cause me to pick out an outfit like this and actually go out in public. Where I will then be beamed up by aliens because they mistake me for a Trekkie-cheetah hybrid, and they'll cut me open and perform extended experiments. Thanks Slim Fast!